Popeyes Ghost Pepper Chicken Sandwich

15 years ago, give or take, the Ghost Pepper ("bhut jolokia," in its native India) was certified as the hottest chile pepper in the world. 

There are videos on YouTube of people eating one and, in less than one hour, ending up in the hospital. 

So there is literally 0% chance that any fast food chain will serve something that hot.

But I was hoping this would have at least a little heat to it. That did not seem unreasonable. 

It did not. Not any. 

Still, it's a Popeyes chicken sandwich, so it was delicious.