General Tso Chicken "Sushi"

Someone told me to try the General Tso Chicken Sushi from the co-op. 

Now, I do not enjoy the co-op. It is shopping as performance art rather than necessity. I could go into much more detail but I have already said more than the place deserves. 

But General Tso Chicken Sushi sounded fucking delicious.  

It wasn't. 

It was just pieces of cold, dark meat chicken on top of some shredded cabbage and rice. 

In what world - other than the co-op, I suppose - is this considered sushi? 

However, this sauce was really good. 

And there is a commercial deep fryer at work. So I dropped them in for 90 seconds, then tossed them with the sauce. 

Not surprisingly, they were much better eaten that way. 

But they still had nothing in common with sushi.