Thursday, September 26, 2024

Totino's Faze Clan Orange Chicken Pizza Rolls

Pizza rolls were one of my favorite things in the world when I was a child but I do not believe I have ever eaten them as an adult.* 

Like professional wrestling, skateboarding, Nintendo, trampolines, pornography**, Hypercolor t shirts, Squeezeit, and Press Your Luck, pizza rolls were a huge part of my childhood but something I have not thought about in 30 years. 

But it never occured to me that one day I might find an orange chicken version. A Faze Clan** Orange Chicken version, to be honest. I had to try them. 

They weren't very good. 

I am guessing I will never eat pizza rolls again. 

And I'm okay with that. 

*It's possible that in my early 20s I ate some when drunk.

**This isn't true

***I Googled Faze Clan and still don't know what it is

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