Pizza rolls were one of my favorite things in the world when I was a child but I do not believe I have ever eaten them as an adult.*
Like professional wrestling, skateboarding, Nintendo, trampolines, pornography**, Hypercolor t shirts, Squeezeit, and Press Your Luck, pizza rolls were a huge part of my childhood but something I have not thought about in 30 years.
But it never occured to me that one day I might find an orange chicken version. A Faze Clan** Orange Chicken version, to be honest. I had to try them.
They weren't very good.
I am guessing I will never eat pizza rolls again.
And I'm okay with that.
*It's possible that in my early 20s I ate some when drunk.
**This isn't true
***I Googled Faze Clan and still don't know what it is
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